If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing naked.

I have a friend who swears by them. Buys one after another of those heaps of junk. I always ask her “how’s your Heep?”

I was discussing the “immigration crisis” with some conservative friends and when I said “if you want to stop illegal migration, then we need to make legal immigration faster, cheaper, and easier.”
That simple suggestion infuriated them. It’s not about legality, it’s about xenophobia / racism.

“If you’re a legal immigrant you’re safe.”

• does everything they can to make becoming legal or staying legal impossible.
• camps out in immigration courts to abduct people trying to get/stay legal.

I recently binged every season of “Silicon Valley,” and regret not watching it sooner.

  STROKE  
EMBOLISM 
    2026

I used to be a retail PC service tech back when these things were new. I remember scoffing at the “never obsolete” tag. They were obsolete while still new in the box.

Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein’s “talent handler” (she wrangled the pedophiles’ victims). She’s a good friend of trump and he’s been toying with the idea of pardoning her.

• Haircut Dude is a hit man. He’s a remorseless psychopath. He’s hunting dude 2.
• Dude 2 stumbled across a bunch of money from a drug-deal-gone-wrong. He’s trying to hide from everyone who wants it back, including Haircut Dude.
• Dude 3 is a sheriff. He’s also looking for Dude 2, as part of his investigation into the drug-deal-gone-wrong. He realizes pretty quick that he’s in over his head and probably gonna die.
• Dude 4 is a bounty hunter. He finds Dude 2 and offers to protect him, in exchange for the money.
• Haircut Dude kills Dude 2 & 4 & the drug dealers & several others, but he also randomly spares some people, including Dude 2.

I disagree with the other fella who said there’s no moral or theme. This story is all about destiny, fate and the ever-persistent approach of our own deaths, and also we’re all responsible for our own actions but maybe not our own fates. The story is dripping with metaphor.

I was thinking a Monte Cristo, because the hot oil would be satisfying. But I guess they’re essentially the same thing.

How about throwing stones at tigers?

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Is this a US thing? I live in the US, I’ve stayed at many hotels in the US, and I have never, ever seen or heard of a hotel without bathroom doors.

But no, in general we are not ok over here and could use some help removing a fascist regime.

EDIT: I just poked around on that website and it lists hotels all over the world, not just the US

Hey now, don’t presume. We don’t know if “Bubba” was Bill Clinton.
Maxwell’s horse was also named Bubba.

Looks like he’s already sleeping on the job….

Good work, lil dude!

Because they’re not drug boats. They’re alleged drug boats. But “innocent until proven guilty” doesn’t fit the project 2025 agenda.

Oh, I whole-heartedly agree - pink is better than red, and it is moving the dial in the correct direction. But still I can’t bring myself to be happy about corporatist victories. Only relieved that they’re gaining ground.

So light-red is replacing deep-red… I’m not really very excited about that.

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Willful ignorance.