Go to the fucking vet you idiot. Don’t waste time asking questions on the internet. The very fact you have asked on here makes me question whether you are a responsible owner. (I say that as the owner of a big dog).

Wow what a speck of dust :/

Only mentioning Reddit to say that r/vpn has a spreadsheet you can DL to view VPNs and lists what they offer.

I also use Joplin and while it might not look as good as some of the others it is highly customisable. :)

Um… I think Joplin allows you specify your own cloud service.