I bought some powdered water, but didn’t know what to add.

May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.

If you’re not using the McDonalds app to get cheaper and sometimes free food, you’re doing it wrong.

Thats awful. Definitely a wurst käse scenario.