I just had my first colonoscopy 4 days ago. The frowny face is accurate. At least my 1 polyp removed was benine.

Yeah, I’ll just continue to avoid watching any video media today listen to my Miles Davis LP and drink my coffee.

I bet the orange turd makes a crack like “How about that global warming?”

Haha. This is the very first thing I thought of.

I bought some powdered water, but didn’t know what to add.

May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.

If you’re not using the McDonalds app to get cheaper and sometimes free food, you’re doing it wrong.

Thats awful. Definitely a wurst käse scenario.