And he was on during the day. The real whack jobs were on at like 2am talking about literal aliens

The dystopia is even more boring now because kids will have remote school instead of a snow day.

It’s still more fun with the shift points.

Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.

You don’t buy a manual car because it’s faster.

You buy it because it’s more fun.

I don’t know, I already hate it a lot

Whoever wrote that doesn’t realize Canadians can also be immigrants.

I like the term “blue shelled” as it’s someone near last place targeting someone in first.

And I also have to accept that this is literally the best we can do as a nation.

Fuck this shithole country.

Is there a French version of /c/ich_iel?

Oh man, Classic Dem move. One of the absolute greats. So glad I have to vote for them or else.

Real Dolls just got a lot more real

Fun fact: They were trippin balls in this photo because they dropped acid in the limo

I downloaded a ton of games from warez sites over 28.8 and 56 using a download agent

This but it started with pirating video games.

Rename it Sky Daddy Land and let it be run by a council of atheists.

Then the Palestinians and Israelis will have a common enemy and will stop fighting.

No that’s the new name for the Ministry of Progress

That’s oldspeak. You should call it MiniProp or you’ll be thrown in the memory hole.

Anyone who thinks intelligence means guessing the right word next probably loves AI

I feel that way but because I’m human.

We are not good people.

It’s France so it’s definitely cake