Funny, since there is no AI in BattleTech AKA MechWarrior

This series of Sentinels is made of plastics, not metals. Your magnetic powers are useless!

Not included: Yoko Ono

Isn’t that Duke Nukem?

Heatsink? Nah, 0 heatsinks 0 armor 11 C-ER PPCs

From random taxpayers to lawyers?

As evidenced by the other golden boy of the Party dropping that exact bomb, and nobody cared

What race? Thorium isn’t much more than an internet meme. Wikipedia has an entire section on the disadvantages, such as: hard to start up, hard to keep operational, and if it shuts down the whole core becomes a solid block of metal. There’s a reason the US stopped caring in the 60s.

Name of the website tells you everything you need to know

Or Curt Connors

57% chance of thunderstorms

Hey man, the first 4 may have been failures but Babylon 5 is worth it

Do it, or are you a chicken?

And everyone hates THAC0s

About to get launched at a Russian bomber

Remember everything you just said when you hit act 3.

At what point do we say the author is just lyeing?

Under a mountain? No, clearly their entire society revolves around digging for gold while dodging dragons and balrogs

In Soviet Russia, missile stops Phalanx CIWS

Musk blows up

…another rocket