Yeah. I feel like I need to break some bad news to my spouse or something. “Babe, according to this post on Lemmy, we aren’t married”
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate into the void. She’ll chase after it.
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SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•The Spanish magician called to the crowd "Uno! Dos!"English
1·5 days agoEncore! Encore! 👏🐲
It’s a reference to a fan dubbed Yu-Gi-Oh series on Youtube called Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series (YGOTAS). It’s funny af, and if I can find a link to the exact scene I’m referring to, I’ll post it.
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The most unrealistic part of Odyssey is the journey taking 20 years
1·7 days ago(Dragon made a mistake and edited her comment)
There goes my plans for the afternoon 😔
I’m flying above it, circling and watching for anyone who dares interrupt your whimsical frolicking.
Or perhaps I’ll just change the whole narrative and say neither of us are frolicking. You’re riding on my back as I fly around.
I’m playing Pokémon Ultra Sun while watching season 2 of Once Upon A Time. Checked out both from the library. Love my local library 📚 🐲
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•I, too, would like to go back to simpler times.
2·8 days agoI was playing along. I can edit my other comment to add the /s to prevent any further confusion if you’d like
YGOTAS-Bakura voice: What is that you’re speaking? Polish?
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•I, too, would like to go back to simpler times.
3·8 days agoSo disrespectful, some people. Right?
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We hate him no matter who he represents.
2·8 days agoCopypasted from another commentThere is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We hate him no matter who he represents.
4·8 days agoThere is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔
Damn, I need to start going to my library more often
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•Time is a circle. That's why clocks are round.
11·8 days agoSo you’ve just given up on life? 😟
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Political Memes@lemmy.world•Time is a circle. That's why clocks are round.
6·8 days agoOrange Octagonal Polygon
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol
3·9 days agoAlso, clever reference there. Take my updoot 👍
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol
3·9 days agoWhoops! My bad!
SourDragon@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol
6·9 days agoMy fiery dragon breath might help with that. Hold still! 🔥🐲



I feel like this would be one of those “I’m Spartacus” moments