Wot if yer mum were Bluetooth?

Fallout Denver would be fun, there was already plans for one in project Van Buren. Denver has been overrun by feral dogs, and Boulder is beneath a giant impenetrable dome

More ‘backed by Iran’ before

“We did it Patrick”

He already did it before with Venezuela

Bahahaha

Feeling some variation of this

“Jeffery Epstein? The New York financier?”

Gave him a Starlight Tour https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saskatoon_freezing_killings?wprov=sfla1

But not in libraries in actual America

Slavery is explicitly illegal in all cases in Colorado

Colorado already has limited qualified immunity

Under Colorado Senate Bill 20-217, qualified immunity is not a defense to the civil action, and officers may be liable for up to $25,000 for knowingly unlawful actions. If the peace officer’s employer determines the officer did not act upon a good faith and reasonable belief that the action was lawful, then the peace officer is personally liable for 5 percent of the judgment (up to $25,000). A public entity does not have to indemnify a peace officer if the peace officer was convicted of a criminal violation for the conduct from which the claim arises.

What’s the name of the book?

Another nottheonion worthy story https://coloradosun.com/2025/07/22/jared-polis-pedestrian-bridge-poll-results/

Just look at it. Bridge to nowhere over grass

Yes

“I feel very grateful,” said Beltrán. “The Mexican president should be praised to the skies for showing such concern and courage.”

Yes thanks Mexico. And to the US this is what losing power looks like

Looks like a session of Numenera

Can ram prices go down then?

What are you talking about? No, no Zionist wants a two state solution, that’s the opposite of what Zionism is