Pro tip: getting laid creates more problems than it solves.

Personally I feel like it is a dumb question. Life gives you meaning. By that I mean life enables the creation of symbolic truths. And what enables life is a different question.

A bowel contraction sandwich. Thick cut. Kills men over 50. I salute you.

So you’re saying that if I buy about 500 million of these I can use them to charge my electric car?

Yes. It exists. Whether or not they are actively enforcing anything during the current administration is open to question. The fortune 10 company I work for takes the SEC seriously.

Oracle is a public company. Public companies must file data breaches with the SEC or they can get into some hot water. They are not ran by smart people.

Yup, and they sent men to the moon with 32 kilobytes of RAM. It was enough to go to the moon, and by god it was enough for you!

Ah, a fellow ancient one from the time before color. Cheers.

Lil’ bitch, I’m a 16KB expansion cartridge in my Vic-20 years old.

Dang Decartes! How’d ya get so swole?

I picked up some Tobasco Scorpion pepper sauce at Kroger. It’s no joke. Where are you going?

Artificial gravity not achieved through acceleration or rotation. That and people don’t explode or instantly freeze when exposed to vacuum.