It’s NYT Pitchbot. They’re a pretty well known satire account

Makes me miss the days when Polygon wasn’t a hollowed out husk of its former self and was making art like this

Pretty sure this blog is fully ChatGPT text. All the signs are there, em dashes all over the place, “It’s not just x; it’s y”, lists of adjectives. Also, this is basically just an ad.

It’s like the hornier version of Steiner Math

Mad Gab/Incohearent are essentially this. They’re fun little party games

Even the label doesn’t want to go to Alabama.

Botox injections are used as a treatment for migraines sometimes, so it wouldn’t be that weird for this conversation to happen in that context. (I know it’s a joke)

He just said he was on a hill…

¿Por qué no los dos?

Jesus Christ what a sentence…

You can blame the French for “queue”, it was like that when we got it.

Derelicte

Was not expecting a Blood Mountain meme this morning, of all things. What a great song on a fantastic album.

YOU DON’T BELONG IN THIS WORLD

What the actual fuck is that image on the screen?

You know West Virginia only exists because it broke away from Virginia to stay in the Union, right?

Yeah I grew up in Georgia and I’ve never seen whatever that bullshit on a plate is, lol.

Mostly what I see are pedants who keep arguing that actually it’s a coyote circling the chickens, and that calling it a wolf de-legitimizes actually crying wolf, and that wolves had a very specific platform, and all the while the coyote is getting closer to the fucking henhouse.

Okay, I gotta admit that got me pretty good…

I mean, it’s an opinion piece in the NY Post, what do you expect? Nobody with two brain cells to rub together takes them seriously.