Well that’s what happens when you “hold the pickle”.
Work, play, procrastinate, and panic.
Well that’s what happens when you “hold the pickle”.


Ferengan or Vulcngi
Wikipedia say NY has 8.4m population in 2024. Easiest math, 1 in 8 can choose to leave. A little more detail, of those 1-in-8, they may or may not be politically motivated to relocate.
I cast… A10 Warthog… plus enchantment Terrain-Follow sonic boom… plus wall & land drain enchantment SR-71 Blackbirds at Mach 3 sent over your wall from 80,000 feet and make everyone pee.
I’ve seen this around here. That is a thorn symbol. It’s when their keyboard language is set to Icelandic.


Methylene blues clues solved the case!
🤷What’s the name of the Vulcan teacher who always farted?
😁T’ Uter


Bets on that a car attempted to drive thru a chained-off or roped-off parking lot. Car vs steel cable? Someone or something went airborne.


Redheads and ghosting go together.


🎵🎶’Bustin’ makes me feel good!
… So who you gonna call? 🎶🎵
Ronan!!!

🎵🎶…yeah yeah yeah yeah. 🎶🎵
If in a million years they are into Minecraft, that ☢️ sticker might corrode into something that might resemble a super rare golden yellow creeper.
Or a regular green creeper.
They’ll dig it up, either way.
I’d be furious. Impressed, but still furious.
DATA: It is ok to enter the bridge, sir. No environmental concern. Just the ghost of Ronan has arrived to see the Doctor.
PICARD: Yuck.



During a blood work draw I always want to ask if I could keep the squeezey toy. I’m certain they only let children keep them. I don’t want to get billed $39.99 for it, plus a toy distribution fee, a biller research fee, unwrapping fee, handling fee, lab billable hours, and sales tax.
It’s fine. I have squeezy balls at home.


Evicted a whole bunch of fish? “Ellen, we paid off the last mortgage payment! Breakout the caviar. Oh, nooo!!” “This place will be wonderful to raise our family. Honey honey? Where’d you go?” “Breaking news… the township of Atlantis has disappeared up into the sky.”
ssssssssssssssssssssSSSHLORP
“My legs MY LEGS!!”
We’re just angering all the marine life now.

Kevlar or due diligence may be needed when approaching llamas.
