1.25 gpa here. That joke required searches on my part. I’m 48-ish now. If you cold ask me how to reduce a chemical equation, I’m going to say, “turn the Bunsen burner down to low”.

Ok, if Mr. Zilla surfaces in the Atlantic eastern seaboard, kindly point it in the correct direction please & thank you.

If it surfaces in the Pacific, we’re going to need a universal convincing of the deliciousness of certain entities and locations.
Hashtag #sprinkleMSGonaiDatacenters

How the other Looney characters aged…
🔸Speedy Gonzales - still fast, but only in swearing.
🔸Porky Pig - Enjoying the modern marvels of texting, email, and dark web chatrooms.
🔸Foghorn Leghorn - plays an in-character tour guide at one of the many historic plantation homes in Biluxby, Tennessee.
🔸Elmer Fudd - A while wrote firearms legislation matters for the state of Texas. But retired to Canada. Had never heard of moose before. Last seen in deep Arctic Circle wilderness near Yellowknife, fully speaking Inuit, living his best life.

Alms… alms for the poor… alms…

I feel humble to the downtimes. Here exists living, breathing, sentient, humons that patch-up and press the reset button every few days. Compared to the other platform site(s)-- ads, illegal ads, loud HD video ads, resets semiannually, and patches are the lastest and greatest enshitifin’s.

It could just be an inconspicuous beam out point. No need to drive.

Also a medical transport. To get Klingons to and from the battlefield, or next doctor appointment.

When you have a lot to say but don’t got a lot of time

In a best-case scenario, imagine how much profits your upcoming product w͟o͟u͟l͟d͟n͟‘t͟ get if it didn’t create any buzz in the media.

Contracted by Apple? You can probably get away with hiding the Pope in Taylor Swift’s closet.

Imagine living in the deepest corner of Chicago and ordering a hotdog with only ketchup on it. And your phone gets the text message “⚠️ Your Uber Eats delivery driver VITO has arrived. Message: i got your hotdog right here…”.

The fediverse is many instances (logs) that magically sync as one wood.

(source - DDG image search, mcrdsd.marines.mil

Somewhere a warehouse manager is sweating, waiting for a text reply from his computer buddy… “is this ai??? does this look like one of my stores?? how can tell those candles real???”

Slap a p65 warning label on the Samsung Plus Tv service app. I’d enjoy that.

All streaming services are straight up ignoring FCC broadcast standards. The last sentence in the article shows the totals. Audio levels aside, they show ads for gambling, unlawful “stuff” ads, ads for ICE recruitment, and mixing G-rated kids content with PG content. Whatever excuse they are giving to not paying FCC fines may continue forward with the adage-- “hey, you can’t do business in California… unless users want it by staying with the service”, and possibly expect a new checkmark box notification in the future again.

Snoochie poochies

“Jimmy Hoffa waited up to 2 hours in this parking lot for his “friends” after they stood him up for a lunch at the Red Fox Cafe.”

“The Roman Aqueducts never looked so lovely at night.” --Nero

🧑‍⚖️: “But what if your best revenuing content creators are children?”
🤓: “That’s why I need you to rewrite it.”
👶🧒: “Wait… wat?!”

🤓: “Don’t worry. I’ll protect you guys.”

Also Roku live tv has commercial breaks.

On a related note, the Samsung live tv app now runs javascript during its commercial breaks. It locks\disables about ten buttons on your remote so you are forced to wait or “interact” with the commercial.

I expect as Roku grows they’ll soon pick up that feature.