On related news, Apple announces that they will ship a microscopic piece of His Sacred Turtleneck inside every iPhone 15, thus making them sacred to their cult members.
As a celebration, members will see an increase in their service prices of up to 15%.
On related news, Apple announces that they will ship a microscopic piece of His Sacred Turtleneck inside every iPhone 15, thus making them sacred to their cult members.
As a celebration, members will see an increase in their service prices of up to 15%.