Just a normal Russian slumber party.

“Are you trying to tell me, I can scroll without fingers?”

“No Adidas Girl #4, I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to”

Microsoft Clippy materializes as your permanent sidekick. You cannot close Clippy.

“Looks like you’re jacking off again, would you like help with that?”

“Looks like you’re thinking about your ex again, would you like to stage a home invasion?”

“All women hate you, the logical conclusion is that modern day feminism is at fault, would you like directions to the nearest KKK rally?”

Clippy has a lot of issues. It’s not worth it bro.

He’s a fun one.

Before smart-phones, my Dad used to work in a building next to an adult shop. From his desk he would see every customer who walked in.

He realized that there were people who would visit multiple times throughout the week, and leave without buying anything, sometimes with their workmates.

One day he decided to go in and check it out. The place had a “public viewing room”. Basically a mini-cinema in a dark room.

People were coming in during their lunch breaks to bust a nut, then go back to work.

Don’t change.

When people see you smiling, it will make them happy by-proxy.

Be proud, laugh loud.

🤦‍♂️

Without Kojima, I don’t trust Konami to not fuck this up.

Star Rail players: “first time?”

someone hasn’t received enough

asshole

This comment is gay.

So when he loves his kids he gets called a fag.

When I love his kids I get arrested.

The double standards are insane.

Detailed completionist checklists.

If I have cleared an area, I want to have it reflected in an overview screen.

If I’m missing an item, I want to know which enemy drops it, where I can find it, or how I can craft it.

If I need to pull out my phone to check a wiki, then the game has failed me.

There’s something to be said for exploration games, and in those cases, the details should be obscured until the player has cleared 90% of the area, or gotten past the boss (or something like this).

What the fuck lol

Almost as weird as nelliesnest, I love it.

Elon, hire me to fix your setup bud…

Also, to play your videogames because you’re shit at them.

I think any Lemmy community would embrace the notion, regardless.

Well shit lol.

I guess I was conflating the pearly gates with the idea of St. Peter, and a queue of people - that part isn’t in there.

Of course I won’t be teleported, I’ll just slowly ascend into the sky, where the oxygen thins out, and I eventually freeze solid in the vacuum of space.

Another fun fact, there are no Pearly Gates in the Bible.

“Did you get all of that?”

Fun fact:

The Bible says everyone goes to heaven at the same time. So I guess the souls just chill out until the rapture happens?

Just like Kanye, it’s schizophrenia’s fault he loooovvves Hitler