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“Lens flare cannot explain the radar and aegis verification, and subsequent jamming”

Ever been able to see your shoes, and then be blinded by sunlight?

So i looked into the lens flare thing and I’m not so convinced.

Here’s the kicker:

The thing jammed radar.

Multiple pilots VISUALLY saw it.

It was confirmed to have descended 80,000 feet in less than a second, by both radar and a shipborne Aegis system, which prompted the pilots to take to the skies and check it out.

The videos we see aren’t the most important pieces of evidence, it’s supporting evidence.

Lens flare cannot explain the radar and aegis verification, and subsequent jamming, the visual confirmation, or the physics breaking performance characteristics.

The thing went from hovering stationary, to beyond the speed of sound without creating a sonic boom.

Anything made of meat would be liquefied by the inertia.

There was no visual propulsion, or heat signatures from it.

So, I reiterate, what the fuck is it?

The new benchmark is the pentagon releasing the videos, with radar, and infrared, as well as testimonies to congress from people who are skeptical themselves.

Seriously though, what the actual fuck are those UAP videos… It’s fucking wild.

I love writing yaml as a nix expression. That shit locks my flake.

Is Freddy half chubbed?

As a transhumanist, I say who cares.

I’m far too busy to fuck my wife.

My hentai folder ain’t gonna sort itself.

(Edit: seems sarcasm and satire is a lost art lol)

Just a normal Russian slumber party.

“Are you trying to tell me, I can scroll without fingers?”

“No Adidas Girl #4, I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to”

Microsoft Clippy materializes as your permanent sidekick. You cannot close Clippy.

“Looks like you’re jacking off again, would you like help with that?”

“Looks like you’re thinking about your ex again, would you like to stage a home invasion?”

“All women hate you, the logical conclusion is that modern day feminism is at fault, would you like directions to the nearest KKK rally?”

Clippy has a lot of issues. It’s not worth it bro.

He’s a fun one.

Before smart-phones, my Dad used to work in a building next to an adult shop. From his desk he would see every customer who walked in.

He realized that there were people who would visit multiple times throughout the week, and leave without buying anything, sometimes with their workmates.

One day he decided to go in and check it out. The place had a “public viewing room”. Basically a mini-cinema in a dark room.

People were coming in during their lunch breaks to bust a nut, then go back to work.

Don’t change.

When people see you smiling, it will make them happy by-proxy.

Be proud, laugh loud.

🤦‍♂️

Without Kojima, I don’t trust Konami to not fuck this up.

Star Rail players: “first time?”

someone hasn’t received enough

asshole

This comment is gay.

So when he loves his kids he gets called a fag.

When I love his kids I get arrested.

The double standards are insane.

Detailed completionist checklists.

If I have cleared an area, I want to have it reflected in an overview screen.

If I’m missing an item, I want to know which enemy drops it, where I can find it, or how I can craft it.

If I need to pull out my phone to check a wiki, then the game has failed me.

There’s something to be said for exploration games, and in those cases, the details should be obscured until the player has cleared 90% of the area, or gotten past the boss (or something like this).

What the fuck lol

Almost as weird as nelliesnest, I love it.

Elon, hire me to fix your setup bud…

Also, to play your videogames because you’re shit at them.