Cats and hedgehogs, but almost every baby animal is extra cute :D

CBD, perhaps?

“What’s the difference? You’re their all-time bestseller.” :D

Thanks to new proposals to require ID verification for porn sites, the jerkmate may very well be running out of yous soon.

In Dutch it’s the opposite :D

I have user tags enabled since it’s fun to see how many times I upvoted or downvoted a user displayed by their username, but I don’t add any of my own tags or interact with users beyond what is said in the comments of a specific thread.

Where do the two wolves fit?

The webbing on the fork is an evolutionary trait that helps it swim.

He’s onto something…we could rename the vaccines and market them to the idiots under the new name. Surely it won’t be a problem since they do so much of their own research on the topic.

“Where are my testicles, Summer?”

Seriously though, there are so many ways conversations with animals could go wrong. Factory farming. Fur farms. Neutering, spaying and declawing. Eyestalk ablation. Medical and cosmetics testing. Bullfighting. Selective breeding and artificial insemination.

Uncle Sam, right?

/s

The ninth wind comes from within.

Ahaha forgive me for assuming your vice, friend. This is the internet, after all. I assume horniness is the default.

If you’re determined, you can kill two birds with one stone…

I believe the term you are looking for is “horny”.

Or as Dr. Freud would call it, and oral fixation.

Meanwhile, pedestrian symbols in Russia, Belarus, and Ukraine resemble the scene from Signs when the alien makes its first appearance.

Incorrect, the real Gs are sent to make rap music :D

Blowing yourself up in Montana is going to take out more cattle than people.

Buns and patties would have to come in two different sizes for wide and regular burgers, and it’s probably more economical for restaurants to make them all in one standard size.

Ok, but who prepares three different temperature bowls of porridge and then just fucks off out of the house?

My thoughts exactly, haha! I miss that fever dream of a show.

1 in winter. 19 in summer if I am alone. 7 in summer if other people are around.