alaphic

Where there’s smoke, there’s fire woke?

So… We’re all just not gonna talk about the fact that ‘Root’ is apparently a traditional girl’s name now, huh?

But how does the pet companion take Polaroids without opposable thumbs?

Fact: Yes.

Fun: Not so much.

“Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Paula Dean?”

Has anyone tried explaining to the fire that climate change is just part of the radical, dangerous leftist agenda? Ooh, no, wait - Show it all the carbon offset credits we’ve got! Cuz those aren’t like the ‘thoughts and prayers’ of climate change policy or anything, and the fire will totally be like, “My bad fam, I didn’t realize”

Every time we think we’re out, it just pulls us back in.

I mean… C’mon though dude, we’re literally talking about ONE slave here. If you don’t have the political capital and/or diplomatic savvy to secure the freedom of a single, solitary piece of human chattel from an old, racist stereotype alien then are you even really a politician at all?

Besides, if memory serves (which, granted, it’s been awhile), wasn’t Watto pretty taken with the sweet, chromed out hot rod they waltz in on to begin with? Cuz I’m no businessman or anything, but I’m reasonably sure there’s some sort of deal to be made there…

Trump Force Farce One

Ftfy

I thought we were mostly in agreement on this, tbh

This guy politics 👍

I didn’t expect…

Good news everyone!

I’ve developed a nearly foolproof method for preventing anyone else from sharing this fuckin sucker’s experience, and will share it here - free of charge - today only!

It’s simple. All you have to do is ask yourself a single question: Does X effect Trump’s Y?

Replace X with the issue or item you’re concerned with.

Then replace Y with one of the following: health | self-image | bank account | stock market

If your answer is ‘No,’ congratulations, you now know that Trump will indeed NOT give a single fuck about your problem. Also, it’s probably some sort of peasant issue anyway.

If your answer is ‘Yes,’ you’re likely still fucked somehow! 😁

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords

Also, the stock market will definitely go down if you don’t. Like, to the floor.

“Lowest in the history of numbers.” “Well, that’s lower than I thought.”

So… you blow it constantly unless you’re being actively raped?

“I think it’s time for us to find out who’s really behind all of this…”

pulls mask off opiod problem

“I knew it! It was untreated mental health/public healthcare issue all along!”

TIL: The Taliban are apparently Geth

👍 sallright

And nothing of value was lost

Is that like the next to last stop before ‘thoughtcrimes,’ or…?