It all started as any other summer starts…you’re a new born rat and suddenly Huss’s! Up in the air.

Back to the Future IV…Ludicrous Mode, Elons Nazi Timeline.

No man, Yesterday I only didn’t eat 3 cakes and I was able to run a 12 mile drive to work… In my car! The other weekend I didn’t eat a wedding cake and that cured my diabetes that In didn’t even have!

Or this one:

Or these:

How about a generic board so we can build diy consoles like in the old times?

Okay pero wey se escribe Buey o Guey. Nada mas digo.

Please do announce this louder. I’m getting used to being in public places, going to work and having family members. Reality is that I need a Chinese murder drone chasing me all day long.

我想去密歇根，但我的行李被送到了米却肯州

On your teens maybe a couple of times. When you’re 20 you’ll notice those things and have this passing “oh, I see” moment. On your 30’s you’ll experience that often. On your 40’s you want it to slow the fuck down. You’ll probably tell someone to wash their face or brush their teeth a lot.

First of all I did not shave that particular extremity. I don’t know who’s it is. I’m assuming its a leg.

OK, I’m waiting for this movie. Go on, draw stuff. I’ll wait right here. Could the good guy be Jacky Chan please?

Its Roundup. If you’re consuming stuff treated with Roundup you could end up with a contact allergy or cancer.

Don’t tell her its a sphere…it’s for her own sanity.

Maybe someone had Berylia roof or floor tiles.

When you’re famous they let you do it. You can steal trophies and medals! Mario steals gold coins, I rest my case.

The company I work for just placed a big order for stuff from EU and Canada last week as we do every few months for stuff to put together as new products. So this time when the parts come in we’re going to be screwed. The pile of orange just ate all our profit. I don’t understand what he though would happen. We can’t use us parts because that eats our profit… Pay for everyone who works there plus the various electric, gas, rent, equipment etc maintenance.

Yup. Something in there reactivates my allergy.

Except I’m allergic thanks to the pesticides used here.

Lol, I would be hilarious if that was written on history books as the point of no return from unpopularity.

It comes with three monkeys inside for redundancy: