This made me laugh so hard

Sorry, I can’t figure it out. Why the heavy downvoting?

I’ve been having this exact problem for quite a while

All healthy people have TemporoMandibular Joints, and I believe hers were not the reason her blowjobs were bad. In fact, I would argue that having them is a necessary condition to giving any kind of blowjob at all.

You forgot: “Why do you have to recompile the kernel all the time?”

I love how watching TV is consistently labeled as “doing nothing”, because that’s really just what it is. I like to call it a pseudoactivity. The brain is indeed intensely busy, but then again in such a passive way, it’s a mind-boggling paradox.

In reality, what gets all swollen is the prostate.

Same here. We could still make up a dinosaur joke?

Yeah but Apple is Bad all year round. Completely pointless waiting all year to say it

Yes, but What does this have to do with the time of the year though?

If you’re contemplating a question, it’s “Why DO balls have a stitch line?” (mind the question mark). If you’re writing a body horror fanzine or medical blog post clickbait headline, it’s “Why balls have a stitch line”. In the latter case, readers will expect your content to answer the (indirect) teaser question.

80 upvotes but 0 comments, because simply unnecessary. A perfect meme.

Thank you kind Sir. But acshially… “The word in English was originally spelled gantelope or gantlope,[7] but soon its pronunciation was influenced by the unrelated word gauntlet, meaning an armored glove, derived from the French: gantelet.[1] The spelling changed with the pronunciation.” I.e. not “the same” word, per se. The fact that they are two completely different words, accidentally spelled the same, is the solution to this riddle. And I bet my Austrian pair of buttocks that a majority of native English speakers is unaware of that fact, believing instead that the type of gauntlet in this meme actually has something to do with armored gloves.

I’ll never understand why these are called “gauntlet”

What are we seeing on that picture?

Okay, I get it now, and it is, in fact, a) a bad joke because it only sort of works if you pronounce “sauna” wrong (or if you think sauna is pronounced exactly like sana) and b) badly delivered because the punch line is separate from the joke, making it seem like an added comment, without which the joke would also work (but it doesn’t). The translation what corpore sano means is completely superfluous, it doesn’t contribute to the joke and thus only misleads the audience about what could be the funny part. Explaining is not what made it bad, it was bad from the start

Woah. That’s me, looking at this and typing a comment, right now. I shouldn’t be here. Bye!

Correct. It must be a bad one, or badly delivered.

Wow, unerwartet! Danke Zuhausi

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