In advance I’m sorry you’re the one to receive this comment, it’s not your fault, but can we please retire this joke now? It really was funny for the first ten years, but it’s on literally every post even adjacently comparing something to something else now and I think we have to at least give it a break.

Heroes of Might and Magic 3. Great strategy game, on steam or gog, can’t remember which one has the expansion packs, but they’re not necessary anyway for the first year. I played it for hundreds of hours with my sister as a kid. Has a lot of replayability. Works really well with two players with hot seat mode. More players and you will want to use the network capability.