my first thought was aren’t they a part of the Military Industrial Complex, how could they possibly go bankrupt? It turns out they sold off that part of their business in 2016 to private equity. Oops.

I had one of those travel tubes of toothpaste once and accidentally brushed my teeth with hydrocortisone cream for a few seconds instead, was really gross (but not devestating). I sympathize.

Mister Softee is the major brand of trucks around here and they do the cones and sundaes and banana splits, plus the wrapped frozen novelties. I wouldn’t order soft serve from them either.

Choom gang!