Look the tariffs are working!

The AI bubble is bursting.

It’s one banana, how much could it cost, $10?

I like Rand Paul’s version where the Republicans lose the House and the Senate for 60 years.

Still not sure whether it’s worth the carnage though.

It’s called sane-washing, and it’s how Trump got elected, twice.

It’s French for what a surprise

Daily Mail would rather be early than accurate. This is a perfect example of why you shouldn’t trust them.

“soon”

So Orbán will be an accessory after the fact. Arrest him too.

There’s no smaller government than a dictatorship

Those morons couldn’t handle a Tamagotchi

This is what happens when you design the entire car around one driver.

The constitution also doesn’t allow an insurrectionist to be president, but here we are.

Hey if this escalates maybe they’ll impeach each other.

34% is still unbelievably high

Or someone pays $5 million to have dinner with him at Lard-a-mago and changes his mind.

Not kidding, that’s the going rate.

Didn’t some YouTuber already give Trump a Cybertruck?

Are you trying to lose money?

And who will enforce this ruling?

No, no, no, I was saying Heil Musk