They’ve found a scapegoat.

You’re the enemy of fun.

Circumcision is male genital mutilation*.

Reasonably popular opinion almost everywhere except for two specific countries…

* to be clear: but not to the same level as FGM, which is a whole level of hell worse

Wait until they hear about get away cars.

Before or after the wedding?

As you say, “Capitalism is the most efficient system…” says any capitalist given opportunity.

The Nazis had a ‘most efficient system’ too.

Everyone who argues against PT essentially says “I can’t use it [so nobody should]”.

Blow their minds with this one weird trick:

“If everyone else is on a bus, you get the road to yourself!”

The American Dream

Technically correct. The best kind of correct.

My favourite is:

The closer a lie is to the truth the better the lie. Sometimes the truth is the best lie of all.

Diogenes enters the chat, and pisses all over it.

Typically there is at least one witness too: the cashier, a lawyer, the other party.

So, when there is a dispute that makes it to a court of some kind there’s evidence.

Seemed like a more sloppy, sexualised Farscape.

Not inaccurate.

It’s also hilarious.

The act of signing is what is important, whatever squiggly line ensues is irrelevant.

I remember being told to compare signatures in a retail job long ago. It just meant that my employer didn’t understand that either.

After the franchise wars… all restaurants are TacoBell.

I go back to All Tomorrows every now and then. It’s weird.

Don’t forget to that your call, regardless of any transmission protection, isn’t private if there’s anyone within earshot of either participant.

Hearing impaired people also prove that even being in earshot isn’t required.

TY for gracefully avoiding my egregious mistake.

goes and reads Wikipedia

Oh, since 1960. In that case I’ll re phrase it:

The Republic of Cyprus will be pleased.

Greece will be pleased with Cypress Cyprus

There probably was a carpenter in Bethlehem with a name like Jeshua or a variant around that time.

The rest is embellishments.