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Progenitor of the Weird Knife Wednesday feature column. Is “column” the right word? Anyway, apparently I also coined the Very Specific Object nomenclature now sporadically used in the 3D printing community. Yeah, that was me. This must be how Cory Doctorow feels all the time these days.

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Cake day: July 20th, 2023

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  • There was a specific version of the AOL installer back in the late '90s that would still let you install it and sign on even if you declined the EULA. It’s doubtful that anyone noticed or cared, but a friend of mine noticed it and I’ve pathologically tried clicking “no” on every EULA prompt ever since just to see if whatever piece of software will let me in anyway. Every once in a while I find one that does, but it’s pretty rare.

    I imagine in this case somebody fucked up and just copy-pasted the “yes” button on the form without bothering to change its action in addition to its text. Who knows how that would stand up in court, and probably nobody’s ever had the opportunity to find out anyway.





  • I did this to my boss once. I noticed he was using one of those ghastly low-throw 'boards that show up with all the cheap entry level Dells and Amazon refurbished pieces of shit, and unlike on a real keyboard the profile is the same on all of the keys on those, regardless of which row they’re on.

    So I rearranged all of his letters into alphabetical order. For good measure, I created a custom keyboard “language” layout that actually make it type that way, too. He put up with it for nearly an entire day before giving up and asking me for a different keyboard.

    Actually…

    I just had a poke around in the supply room. I still have it:







  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldWho remembers this?
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    This is exactly the thing.

    Whatever the dress may be in reality, the photo of it that was circulated was either exposed or twiddled with such that the pixels it’s made of are indeed slightly bluish grey trending towards white (i.e. above 50% grey) and tanish browny gold.

    That is absolutely not up for debate. Those are the color values of those pixels, end of discussion.

    Edit to add: This entire debacle is a fascinating case of people either failing to or refusing to separate the concept of a physical object versus its very inaccurate representation. The photograph of the object is not the object: ce n’est pas une robe.

    The people going around in this thread and elsewhere putting people down and calling them “stupid” or whatever else only because they know that the physical dress itself is black and blue based on external information are studiously ignoring the fact that this is not what the photograph of it shows. That’s because the photograph is extremely cooked and is not an accurate depiction. The debate only exists at all if one party or the other does not have the complete set of information, and at this point in history now that this stupid meme has been driven into the ground quite thoroughly I should hope that all of us do.

    It’s true that our brains can and will interpret false color data based on either context or surrounding contrast, and it’s possible that somebody deliberately messed with the original image to amplify this effect in the first place. But the fact remains that arguing about what the dress is versus how it’s been inaccurately depicted is stupid, and anyone still trying that at this late stage is probably doing so in bad faith.



  • I’ve never seen naptha (i.e. Zippo lighter fluid) do anything to any painted or finished surface, nor any of the plastics I’ve ever tired it on. I’ve been using the stuff in that context for decades, to the extent that I literally purchase it by the gallon. (I also use it in my lighters, because painter’s naptha is like 2% of the cost per volume of brand name Zippo fluid despite being the same stuff.)

    WD-40 contains nonvolatile oils that will leave a difficult to clean off residue behind and if you use it on anything porous it will soak in and possibly stain the surface while being functionally impossible to remove without using yet more solvents. For that reason it’s not really a great way to get stickers off of things, especially things that you’d like to remain non-greasy or may need to stick something to again at some point in the future (paint, tape, etc.).

    Naptha will evaporate entirely on its own given enough time, and you can even use it on paper and printed surfaces (excluding inkjet printed things, in my experience, which it will smear) with no harm done after it fully dries.




  • A 12 ga. slug probably won’t, but these typically also weigh a full ounce and will be packing 2,300-3,000 FPE or so. Even if it doesn’t penetrate, the presumptive target is likely to wind up flat on his ass and not in a position to get up in a hurry. Imagine getting hit by a dump truck that’s about 3/4" in diameter.

    Modern body soft body armor can usually be counted on to be designed around stopping pistol and maybe intermediate cartridges up to 5.56 or 7.62x39, so whatever big game chambering you have in your Fudd rifle is likely not to be too impressed by it. Just to throw some perspective out there.

    It’s possible some of these dweebs could be strutting around in level III or IV plates but this doesn’t seem like a strong possibility. The chump in the picture certainly isn’t.

    I think these morons are putting on a big old show to make themselves look tough but they are absolutely not acting like they really expect any resistance.




  • It’s the regulatory environment. Same reason all the Surrons and Cakes and so forth that are road legal in Europe aren’t road legal here.

    If these things don’t show up with FVMSS compliance certification, correct manufacturers certificates of origin stating that they are on-road motorcycles, valid and registered VINs, complaint with all NHTSA requirements and certified to qualify as either a “motorcycle” or “motor driven cycle,” it doesn’t matter how many lights they can strap onto the thing. It can’t be imported or sold as a road legal vehicle in the US, period. Even if it could be legal due to having the required features and equipment, if the manufacturer didn’t do the paperwork it still isn’t legal. And that’s before you get into the asinine state-by-state laws that will refuse to acknowledge any vehicle that does not fit into their narrow definitions of motorcycle or moped. You know, the ones I’m always complaining about that keep smoke-belching two stroke 49cc mopeds legal but not a Surron. You don’t have one set of regulatory hurdles in the US, you actually have 51.

    Just to put it into perspective, Zero already sells full size electric motorcycles here and they rack up something like 3,500 units sold across their entire product range in a good year; these chump numbers still manage make them the highest volume electric motorcycle seller in the country. Meanwhile, Harley Davidson sold 94,930 machines in 2024. (And if anyone cares, Harley only managed to shift 614 Livewires in 2024.)

    They’d sell about four of these, most likely utterly failing to recoup whatever expense they generated in getting them imported. Urban commuters who want affordable in-town transportation will just select from the bevy of available electric bicycles that require neither a plate nor a motorcycle license. I imagine most buyers of these would be rich kids or their parents who expect to use them purely in the dirt, or the type of punk who would happily ride a Surron dirty everywhere anyway; neither of these demographics are particularly interested in road legal compliance.

    And they sure wouldn’t sell one to me, because I refuse to buy any product from Zero, ever. They tried to pull the subscription and pay-to-unlock hardware features stunt on their electric motorcycles several years ago, and that demonstrated that they’re not a trustworthy company.