I’d just like to see someone slap him around like the little bitch he is.

These are so good! Thanks for sharing them!

Corporations exist solely to make money. You are naive if you think otherwise.

This is a genius observation. Gonna use it.

We used to be a real fucking country

The comments are laugh out loud comedy gold

If she got luigi’d I would laugh and laugh

Led Zeppelin II in its entirety

I have two 5 year old cats. They both preferentially use only one paw to scoop food from their feeder bowls. Mulder is right pawed, and Scully is left pawed. I don’t know anything about any other animals, so I’m guessing yes from my sample size of 2.

A pretty high peak I’m guessing. My two years is in 3 days.

Maybe they should have allowed those inspections

Yes please. The sooner the better

Same

The US produces the most oil of any country in the world, for several years now if I remember right

Fun fact: a snozzberry is a dick. Brings a whole new meaning to ‘the snozzberries taste like snozzberries’

Here’s a link explaining, from back when cracked.com was good:

https://test-pools-06.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-filthiest-joke-ever-hidden-in-childrens-movie

Aren’t we talking about modern idioms here?

Below par or under par. Used backwards by everyone. As a golfer, I want to be under par.

I love Fairy Tail enough to name all my Apple devices after characters. And I’m an old man

See you space cowboy

Natsu from Fairy Tail