We’re selling our labor to employers at $20 an hour. Lord knows what they charge. It’s heinous. They’re selling our own fat asses back to us.

It sucks how everyone needs to pick one.

Modders are hard at work making GTA run on the Oblivion Orrery.

I actually hope people do pirate the software I write for a living. I just have bosses because we live in a stupid economy with imaginary property. Most of my labor is stolen anyways, I just want it to help more people.

Unless there’s some horrible disaster in the coming decades that will kill billions and harm wealthy old people less.

Everything is political and bicycles even more than average. You’re riding a tool of feminist liberation and protecting the environment.

I’d rather a few people be annoyed at my rants in 2026 than a lot of people die from my lack of rants in 2126. If you want systemic change, then it helps to demonstrate that it’s feasible.

I’d like to hear about your illegal options.

Even that is better than driving everywhere.

Ooh is that over yet? I loved the OK gesture! It’s better than thumbs-up because that can also mean “let’s swim upwards” or “sit on my dick” in some contexts.

Why, is that not a thing? Do they have backups who can vote for them?

The abstained could’ve been sick or at war that day.

Sometimes people with really stupid beliefs will dance around saying it clearly because on some level they know how stupid it sounds.

Evidently it’s more important to Africans than it is to us.

Tim Apple doesn’t actually need to do any of this. He can just walk away.

If you eat a pop tart you will die.

I can only upvote once, so I’m once again asking everyone to click the link above.

To the French, is Star Trek a utopia or a dystopia?

My coworkers use it, and claim to not currently be looking for jobs! I can’t understand why someone would willingly subject themselves to that.

Explodicle’s Basilisk just wants you to fail to stop him. You’re doing great!

Yeah let’s talk about religious organizations instead