Can we all take a minute to appreciate the actual comedy Andy Kaufman level genius of George Santos?

Like it wasn’t that he wanted to be a comedian, but he has by far the most hilarious character in political history.

Like lying so prolifically and absurdly about everything from his career to his heritage to surviving assassination attempts… it stops being deceit and starts feeling like satire. His deadpan delivery, surreal contradictions (like being both a far-right politician and a Brazilian drag queen), and refusal to break character even after being exposed create a kind of involuntary performance art that skewers politics, media, and celebrity culture in one breath. From scamming a disabled vet’s dog fund to monetizing his downfall on Cameo…

Truly, one of the most comedic characters humanity has seen.

You can tell it’s a good faith argument because of the way that it is.

The Chuckie series gonna get a reboot.

Remember when movies were unpredictable and good?

Imagine a … A bully…

My first reaction was “an army of middle school boys?”

You can tell it’s a good faith argument because of the way that it is.

As per the 4th amendment, paperwork is not important.

If you don’t like it, leave.

Genuinely hope these gravy seals get their Nuremberg

Doomer bullshit.

I genuinely hope we put on the most humiliatingly pathetic display at the Olympics.

Like J know they train their whole lives for a shot but god damn.

Can you imagine the US throwing everything possible to Canada, Greenland, Ukraine, Palestine (assuming they even get representation in the 2026 games), and even further China and Russia…

My God Id be proud to be an American for a moment again.

Damn. The Italians (and Americans) need to take protesting pointers from the French.

Remember when Parisians shit in the seine river en masse to protest holding water events in it?

This was… Checks watch… Less than a year ago.

The real comedy is the deadpan delivery I feel through a total lack of punctuation.

Its like Ben Stein read the whole thing.

Better than dick cheese. Ewww.

The perfect fake death.

Take out huge loan. Take out massive life insurance policy. Flip Tesla. Ignite.

Idk, head to somewhere with no extradition by cargo boat or some shit.

Edit: okay there’s a flaw. You gotta drive a cyber truck.

Aww I thought red states weren’t gonna get hurted? ☹️

Hire Tulsi, see she’s a moron, eliminate National intelligence??

Great.

I hope it’s gravely serious.

Let’s call it $100 per head.

Hey Elon, you wanna leave behind a legacy that doesn’t suck?

Here’s your last chance, asshole.

Why is this even a question?

Why is this not the immediate swift response?