Shoes.

George W. Bush knew how to dodge a shoe.

Guns up!

And to think, Pierre Polievere was close to becoming Prime Minister.

Fucking dodged a missile there.

So, where does mayo fall on that? /s

The DOW is at 50,000!

This seems like a fact that John Oliver would bring up.

Can’t you see, you’re not making Christianity better, you’re just making metal worse.

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Thunderbirds are go!

Stop calling them settlers. They’re invaders.

The United States has the government the United States deserves.

I think smoking should be made prohibitively expensive. So much that nobody wants it anymore.

Places have tried that. People just switch to cheaper and tax free contraband cigarettes.

Someone buy this man a mypillow and get him to bed.

I remember the black boxes, modded to descramble the movie and PPV channels.

Low cost pervert glasses.

There never were any conversations about either.

The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic.

originalpoopknife.com

They sell a poop knife and have a link to the original post about the poop knife

Thumbs. They can speak.

Roll Tide!