Oh I think you have some typos there.

Alternatively: I’m building my own state

Or an illuminated aircraft brand.

Cunth Can’t handle the mullet.

Peg

That would be a fantastic wrapping paper for birthday.

Vulcan finger touching gone wrong.

Uncle Ben was converted from alive to dead.

Aww, beat me to it.

Star Trek 5:

Ethics express goes brrrr.

Did you say Arch_er?

Yeah, but what is the blue pill for?

It lights blue.

It could be worse:
Apache Foundation’s OnlyFans

Ok, so my time machine works… wait a second…
YOU MANIACS, YOU BLEW IT UP!

TIL that’s in fact a celestial sphere not earth itself.

*The heroes we weed.

And similarly nobody knows why he thinks he needs to hold the whole planet. I suppose he is some kind of a flat-earther.