Haha, love the Microsoft joke. Very accurate

Nice, the cheapest model with a 13th gen Intel starts at 779 USD, and the AMD variant starts at 799 USD. Still expensive, but a lot more affordable than the last time I had a look.

ELI5: They can now make the fluffy white plastic go back to liquid very well, and they don’t even need too much work for that.

TL;DR: Pyrolysis with a yield of 60 percent styrene monomers.

Remember people: The cloud is just someone else’s computer.

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/

Link to AAPL in case you’d like to save the date

is the author seriously complaining about 3 mm added thickness on one side of a 2 kilogram notebook, or am I missing the joke here?

That will be getting a problem in the future. People will start putting highly sensitive and confidential information into ChatGPT and the like. And of course they’ll use this data. Industrial espionage might get as easy as asking a common LLM for help with a specific problem.

more like intentionally installed malware but yes, 100 % this

I’m a bit confused why you’re using NTFS on Linux, as there are a multitude of alternative options on file systems for Linux.

Nevertheless. You could try one of the following:

1. Try using a virtual Windows environment such als Parallels or VirtualBox or qemu to boot up a Windows installation and copy/edit your files from there.
2. If the requirement for NTFS is not mission critical, reformat your drives to exFAT, which is very well supported across Linux, Windos, macOS, and iOS/iPadOS. It should meet all your requirements

currently, storage space is significantly cheaper than all the cpu power needed to generate the images from a text description. also, what if you actually wanted to view the backgroud of the object? and where’s the advantage besides an at best 40 % increased storage space edficiency? after all, people are taking pictures to actually capture the moment. else they would do voice memos all the time.

Damn, never looked at it that way

Watch the event: https://www.apple.com/apple-events/

Soo, ignoring the marketing wank, we get:

• Space Grey, err,- I mean Space Black as a whole new colour
• M3 in iMac and MacBook
• M3 Pro and Max for more calculations
• Less than or equal to 22 h of battery life

Nice. Time to buy a used one for a steal

Least insane use case I’ve heard of yet

HP being like: … and I took that very personally

Unfortunately, my ping time is something around 2073600000 milliseconds while my bandwidth for the requested API is less than 0.1 bit/s.

But there is an app you might be interested in: https://www.boringreport.org/

Alternative title: Vaccine tested in mice shown to reduce alzheimer’s disease symptom of lessened anxiety.

Apple Cloth will sell like hot cake

I guess Reddit has had a special user base with many talented people capable of programming. After they were pissed off, they did what programmers usually do when dissatisfied with a piece of software: They made their own thing (In this case: Lemmy Clients).