Petrichor.

Get a second device, host a game on one of them, and play together with him. When he’s ready to solo he can start his own local game, and later you guys can start a server for longer term plans.

I’d rather people use this than reuse the same password everywhere.

“You hang up first!”

“No, you hang up first!”

Needs a scene of him taking off his sunglasses, only to reveal another pair of sunglasses.

No accessibility options in the captcha? I guess they don’t care about people with vision disability.

Well yeah, they’re all woke now. They used to be woke before too, but they’re still woke now as well, as they should.

Just use main. I’m not bothered by either, but I’m not in the demographic that would be bothered by master, so I use main and STFU. It takes way less effort to switch to main (if you haven’t already) than to come up with all this rhetoric about why master shouldn’t trigger people.

I know people tend to have mixed reactions to their content, but I feel that Star Trek would do better if it was produced by Apple TV.

Drug dealing operation. Like those pizza places where you order an unusual topping combination (e.g. anchovies and chocolate sauce) and the pizza box comes with a kilo of cocaine.

El Chombo - Chacarron.

Obligatory “fuck Nestlé with a rusted pipe”

“Felon detected!”

Use normal chalk and then cover it with that water repellent spray?

Sink enough money into lava chicken paraphernalia for the child to instantly lose all interest in it.

Transcoding video for streaming.

Spinning backwards worked in Superman!

So like Star Wars?

Thirty Brians agree…

Simon Tatham’s puzzle game collection.