That site is cancer on mobile. Can anyone TLDR this article for me?

I break software

Water? like from the toilet?!

but now MAGA can’t enlist…

I know, just pointing out that you’re not speaking for all Californians.

At least 6 million of you did, though.

Enjoy the day you voted for…

You’re a mean cow!

Or “upgrade” to digital, the downside to that is that you either have vision or no vision at all if reception is kinda weak.

For that edit you now have to breath manually!

Fuck AI. I don’t want it.

What? You’re hungry? Well, I’ll just make you yawn

You mean “vandalism”? Because this wasn’t an accident, they did this on purpose, so it’s not stupidity.

Especially if it lasts 4 minutes 33.

And the o’ in o’clock means “of the clock”

They use the dollar in Poland?

So unfair!

Siding with Israel is indeed siding with neo-nazis.

And MAGA men find it weird women don’t want to date them.

I remember when Valve first introduced the Steam Deck, there were several youtubers present to film content about the Steam Deck for their own channels, and LTTs Linus was audible in all of them, he was that goddamn loud.