“Now” ?

“Sju komma fem”

If you can lift it with one hand, it’s a stick. Possibly a staff if you’rewearing a pointy hat. A log requires at least two hands.

I just cut the onions on the stove with the ventilator running. It allows me to slice/dice/mince the onions however which way I want without any tears.

First of all: Thanks for stepping up

Secondly: Hopefully pedantic dorks won’t cause the mod queue to clog up

Thirdly: Reported for rule 4, “Self promotion”

Well, Darth Vader is one hell of a character…

I’m unsure whether it would be cringe or clever if McDonalds went all in on the No Kings protest, claiming that they misunderstood the concept and thought it was against Burger King.

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…the result of having an extremely rare last name.

I recently used such an envelope to return a sheet where I had just written “poop”, using my left hand for extra aesthetics. I also added some screws and nuts I had laying around in case it’d increase the postage. My GF called me childish. I call it the result of ignoring the no-spam-registry everyone in my country is legally bound to follow.

Nobody does CRINGE like us. Nobody. The Fake News Media says our cringe is “embarrassing”, WRONG! Our cringe is BEAUTIFUL, it’s POWERFUL, and frankly, it’s the greatest cringe anyone has ever seen. Other countries are calling me and saying “Sir, how do you have such incredible cringe?” We have the BEST cringe. It’s not even close. Sleepy Joe couldn’t cringe like this if he tried (and he tries, believe me, SAD!).
🇺🇸 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

I will say Thank You after a Vance-Vovka meeting results in an autodefenestration.

Used it in the past, and it’sa pretty alright desktop OS. It would work as a server OS, but that’s not really its main focus.

It’s debian based, so might as well go for actual debian.

It was against the buying part.

And the parrot isn’t downloaded, it’s earned. When you’ve flown the jolly Roger long enough, a parrot will start visiting you and a big hairy guy with a peg leg and eyepatch declares “Yer a pirate, Harry!”

You should never not buy the pro version.

Counterargument: 🏴‍☠️ 🦜

Duck dicks are corkscrew shaped

High IQ scores mean you’re good at IQ tests, and that’s it.

Eons ago, when I joined the army as a conscript, the officer said I scored higher than 90% of anyone taking the test.

The test results implied that I’m smart. My life experiences prove otherwise.

I always liked putting it in D&D terms: I’m not sure if I have high INT and low WIS, or if it’s the other way around.

It’s a good movie, definitely worth a watch. Especially if you’ve ever had a pointless job you hated.

Here’s a milton-summary. NB: spoilers.

Yeah, the mechanical part of this is easy enough, but unless you make the stand out of wolfram and ridiculously big, it’s gonna topple.

I think fixing it on a linear bearing is the only way.

It’s been a while since I selfhosted my email, but I found it pretty efficient to set up a spam filter that periodically logged into my Gmail address and used its spam folder to train a bayes classifier.

Milton from the movie Office Space.