I prefer paru these days.

https://youtu.be/oUwX-JrAfVE

Just did a quick search and this video came up. Maybe it will help point you in the right direction?

But his “serious” videos are just like this too, so not sure who he is supposed to be parodying; himself?

Unfortunately true. Blocking features generally work pretty well though at least.

I think Windows === Instant Coffee is perfect here

Deep nested menus were also much more common (including the start menu itself), and the menu items were often cramped closer together too. I used to turn the delay to zero because it was “cool” to see all the sub menus flying out everywhere as you moved your mouse up or down to where you actually wanted to go, but as they often popped over due to limited screen space it was actually a poor experience as you mentioned.

Still felt leet though.