Back when I actually used Windows I never used an anti-virus and I never got a virus.

Do Citizens United next.

I know lemmy can lean weird left sometimes where it’s quite alright to kill someone but other physical violence, like beating somebody up, is taboo, but . . .

My dad always told me that sometimes a man just needs a tune-up. Sometimes its you, sometimes its the other guy. Maybe its both of you. When I was younger I handed out a few and received one good one of my own. I think all were probably necessary and healthy, and I am a firm believer that sometimes someone is just in need of a good ass beating to help correct their perspective.

Such a course correction, if applied earlier to this guy, might have saved his life.

was

I mean, push-ups for bonuses might be cool and worthwhile. Not like, bonuses you used to get in the past and can only get now if you do x push-ups, but brand new bonuses.

Maybe squats for ladies since they’re at an unfair advantage when it comes to upper body musculature.

The people with ethics or morality resigning just mean they’ll get replaced with buttplug toadies. Kind of like our current Supreme Court.

Could be, but won’t. At least, not under this regime.

Hah. Yep I know this guy too except for maybe the crossfitter part. He’d definitely be a crossfitter if he wasn’t lazy.

This is the only excuse for the massive inflation of new car prices vs. rate of wage increases over the decades. I will give auto engineers props for this accomplishment; cars are so much safer now than 30 years ago.

Bold of one to assume that Trump can read.

Samsquanch now an extra endangered species. Sad.

It’s just his fat little goblin 3rd grader mentality bubbling to the surface.

Old people shrink. In the various pics you can find of Trump and Bill Clinton together Trump usually looks to be about the same height as Bill (6’2), though in more recent ones he appears to be an inch or two shorter. He may still be 6’1, tops.

You guys are misinterpreting this. He’s not far off the mark since the only time she has had an orgasm with him was that one time he gave in and let her use the strap-on.

Former corporate middle manager here and yeeeeaaah you know if you could stop posting memes at work and get those reports to me by 3 o’clock that would be greeeeaaaat.

Bold of you to assume Hilary is capable of feel.

Oh damn. It’s still very early but you win the internet for today.

Probably “look like a 12 year old to your average person but perfectly fuckable to the GOP.”

A message to Tiny’s parents: It’s never too late.

Let’s see if Rage Against the Machine could do a reunion concert in NYC on whatever date that was. That might be one of the only chances we’d have of getting them back together.