and she got fat!

Failing upward is the new norm. Probably because of all the sub-par people of generational wealth clogging the drains of society.

They all hate Trump too because he’s cut from the same cloth.

Also how my marriage is going.

Enforced obsoletion. Android is really good about those updates.

Look into magnetic charging adapters. I’m just putting them on my wife’s devices out of the box now.

Peak dad

and they should just capitulate an pull out for their own benefit.

Sounds like they’re already pulling out too much.

No one wants their children to grow up in a corrupt Oligarchy.

I think the difference is Hitler was smart enough to listen to his guys. Trump thinks he’s the smartest guy ever and probably ignores his guys quite often because he thinks he knows better.

Corporations are already assassinating people, and they run the government.

We need to invent a new term for whatever it is we are now. Something that defines “horrible excuse for a government chosen by the idiotic masses”

Boiled apple seeds might be a better solution.

Insurance would totally try to claim Act of God on that one.

That sounds like group therapy with booze. Sounds awesome, actually.

We all need our two minutes hate.

Might make for some fun (and weird) roleplay one night after dinner with several drinks.

It’s been a long time but at my senior prom the photographer made a beauty and the beast comment, which was fair enough. My high school sweetheart is a dead ringer for Zooey Deschanel and I (am told) looked like a chubby Matthew Broderick.

I married way above my relative looks as well. Wife looks like a half puerto-rican Julia Roberts. I’ve gotten the father-daughter remark on that one before (I grayed really young, white hair by mid thirties).

This is a fantastic insult. Spot on, too.

I feel like this is the perfect meme format for maga related dumbassery.