The 12 Day War cease fire ended in 12 Hours.

Out of curiosity, is anyone allowed to dress up like that? What if everyone just decided to wear masks, camo pants, and hats?

They clearly don’t have to identify themselves - why should we?

Man, I sure hope he went home and realized how much of a fucking loser he is. You know he won’t though. In his head it was fantasy land North Korea type spectacle. They’ll have some post about how it was bigly and bester than any other parade and how there just have been a million people in attendance with sold out tickets.

Everyone got their popcorn ready for this double feature? First we open with two ass hats slap fighting on social meeting before an all out war of words in media outlets.

After that, it’s a special feature of cons trying to untangle this web of fuckary by grasping at straws on how to blame it on libs.

Get ready folks.

Wimpy sat there, too stupid to know he got insulted, and too scared to use his big boy voice. He only does that shit when he’s backed up by his homies or alone at a mic at a rally.

Literally stared at the carpet. You could see the gears turning, but the only thing really going through his mind was that he wanted a hamburger. And maybe a diaper change.

All talk. During the meeting this fucker wimped out and only stared at the floor while Carney spoke. Trump didn’t even pick up that he got insulted and told off.

You could see he wanted to say something, but could barely squeak the words out. Fucking coward.

He shit his diaper and scared himself. He reversed what was supposed to be billion dollar tariffs. What happened to all the calls and people kissing his ass like he said? Did the bonds spook him?

I guess the part that is even more impressive is that his people try their best to vomit up some excuse to cover tangerine man. Deep down, without a doubt, you know his crew is like, this dumb mother fucker. There is no way they aren’t.

4 mile stretch. I hope they run out of people the first mile and they have to run to get in front of the parade to make it look like it’s full. I hope an eagle shits right on his head too.

I dunno about that. Over on a specific sub they are all chanting and drooling on how China will surely bend the knee.

Can we get a Nelson Ha Ha. I feel like I’m living in a cartoon. Sadly, one side refused to see any of this and I’d celebrating a win on how other countries are bending the knee.

Set your timer folks. In order to bury this they just need to come up with something stupid to redirect everyone’s attention. Suddenly, Trump challenges Biden to a boxing match in three days! Oohs and ahhs as this gets swept under the rug. Nothing to see or report here.

Druggie ass midnight rant. Trump scratched his ass and accidentally had a finger go up his hole and his druggie brain got triggered with some ridiculous nonsense. It’s the only real explanation for this shit. It’s non-stop and we’re less than 100 days in.

Wow. Literally just heard this chode on NPR talking a big game followed by Tim Caine that it was going to be a hard “no”. So much for the “we stand united” against a fully packed R bill that never hit discussed with the Ds.

Absolutely fucking spineless. They have literally given up on even trying to look like they are against what is going on.

Cum 41

What was that truth social post again about the market dropping 2% under “horrible Harris” and “sleepy Joe” and how they should resign?

Chrome is no longer available on my computer.

Man, fuck this guy. 100000% all him. You don’t get to distance yourself from this when you’re the one holding the bloody knife. Fuck everything this guy does. Every single day this guy needs to be reminded of how much of a fuck up he is.

Need more retaliation from countries. Everytime America complains there needs to be a resounding Nelson “Ha Ha”.

Anyone got bingo cards? I’m putting a Putin to visit White House on mine along with Andrew Tate gets a government position - maybe alongside Elona. There’s also the McDonald’s Hamderber becoming the National Food

Anyone got any others to fill out my card?

Outside of that, I got my bullshit meter ready. Trying to prep for the Thirty Days of the Best Achievements the world has ever seen and how he alone saved countries at war. Then Elona will talk about the billions of dollars saved while his kid wipes buggers on Trump’s face.

100% knew this shit would happen. Knew he was going to take this all as some massive win. His cronies probably all patted him on the back and gladly licked his nuts.