In response to nearly everything, “That was my high school nickname!”

Pizza dude’s got 30 seconds.

Aaaand now I’m sad.

Police

Because we really need yet another Superman movie…

Shoog Shoog in my ass.

I think we left What If long ago.

Freeballin’ FTW!

Joe Bonamassa - The Ballad of John Henry

I use this for EQing by stereo equipment. The chains must sound like chains.

Also the entirety of The Barenaked Ladies album Gordon.

I DD’d for my girlfriend and her friend FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!

Using Teams is a pretty big catch already.

Then we should string them up in a tree and beat them with sticks,

… To get the candy.

They taste like forgiveness

They stole my catchphrase!

Always has been.🔫

This. Time traveling is a purely selfish endeavour.

Go back and kill Hitler? Congratulations! Only you understand what changed. Doesn’t help the 7 billion people you left in your original timeline.

I tried later games and I just can’t. I find the pokemon designs beyond Gen 1 to be really rough more often than not. I’ll admit that gen 1 isn’t immaculate but they’re much better than what looks like a dog rolled around in random Gundam parts.