Could get exhausting. Imagine feeling required to announce all the qualifications that you lack.

This would work over here. I can’t talk to someone without impulsively fellating a toe, okay!

Only like sixteen felonies this year

Por que no los dos

I think I met this one on a plane or perhaps at a conference. I was REALLY UPSET ABOUT THE GARLIC and they didn’t toss me, because I got some fuckin money

I didn’t intend the title to sound like a silence of the lambs type deal. He got pissed off and left after this anyways.

Of course!

Cooky fake brooches , like,wtf

I made so fart jokes based on wtf

Mom!

I just help cats whenever

AI never asked

Lies

Oh! I want to make a thing for my mama

Nah what

Wholly who is Sylvia

Nah I mean not necessary

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Actually not by definition maybe but by custom

A grand jury is by definition secret

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_jury

They’re just random finds from cleaning out someone’s shed