Alternate realities are converging. The timeline has been corrupted.

PhD’s in physics don’t understand algebra.

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Wong says he voted for Donald Trump because he vowed to bring down costs.

Trump -IS- America, so yes it’s still America First

Until SCOTUS reverses w/o opinion? Let’s hope not.

Crab Rangoons are the enemy of the people

and immediately asked for a manager…

Asked what his US customers were saying, he said: “Many of them are surprised. When they saw Mr Trump talk about tariffs, they got the impression that the foreign companies are paying these tariffs, but what they now figure out is that it is the customer who pays.

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Which universe did I wake up in?

Just bring back those big beautiful Steam Locomotives from the old black and white westerns. It is something we’re considering, the concept of ‘locomotive.’ Nice two-inch side, solid steel. Not aluminum, aluminum that melts if it looks at a car sitting on the track. Starts melting as the car’s about two miles away.

I am a very aesthetic person. I don’t like some of the trains they’re doing aesthetically. They say, ‘Oh, it’s fast.’ That’s not fast. An ugly train is not necessary in order to say you’re fast.

-@RealDonaldTrump

I’m sure the anchors at Fox will think of something

He’s already been replaced, the worm is running the show: