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34·8 hours agoWe aren’t even ready for measles anymore
4·8 hours agoThe
Federal ReserveTreasury has tremendous responsibility forsetting interest rates and regulating reserve and member banksmanaging the nation’s finances by collecting taxes, paying the government’s bills, producing currency and coinage, and managing the public debt. The American people must be able to have full confidence in the honesty of the members entrusted with setting policy and overseeing theFederal ReserveTreasury. In light of your deceitful and potentially criminal conduct in a financial matter, they cannot and I do not have such confidence in your integrity. At a minimum, the conduct at issue exhibits the sort of gross negligence in financial transactions that calls into question your competence and trustworthiness as a financial regulator.The executive power of the United States is vested in me as President and, as President, I have a solemn duty to ensure that the laws of the United States are faithfully executed. I have determined that faithfully executing the law requires your immediate removal from office.
-@RealDonaldTrump
Surely this will happen…right?..right?
Fire Him
That’s because he solved so many. Some people say the most wars in the history of the country. Many Big very strong warriors go to him with tears in their eyes and say “Thank you sir for creating peace on earth and good will to all”.
Next Week, after watching OAN, Newsmax & Fox:
He gazed up at the enormous face. Eight years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath that orange bronzer. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two whiskey-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved The Trumpster.
The Epstein Estate (TOTAL LOSERS, sick people, everyone knows it) has now joined forces with the RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS — the Crooked, NASTY, Trump-Hating Liberal Mob — to create a FAKE, DISGUSTING, totally PHONY Birthday Card with my PERFECT, one-of-a-kind Signature (the BEST signature, EVERYBODY says so). This is the most PATHETIC Hoax since the RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA SCAM and the TWO (yes, TWO!) RIDICULOUS Impeachments that went NOWHERE. ONLY a group of weak, deranged, LOW-IQ Liberals with TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome at RECORD LEVELS) would waste their time forging a birthday card — a BIRTHDAY CARD!!! — in a desperate attempt to stop your FAVORITE President (ME) from Making America Great AGAIN, AGAIN!!! They can’t beat me with NUMBERS (the Polls are INCREDIBLE), they can’t beat me with FACTS (because I’m ALWAYS right), so now they try with FAKE cards. Truly PATHETIC. Even Sleepy Joe never stooped this low (probably because he can’t even hold a pen). The FAKE NEWS Media — 100% in on it — refuses to report the TRUTH. They are TERRIFIED because the American People LOVE me, they LOVE my Birthdays, and they LOVE my SUCCESS. Nobody has had better birthdays than ME, not even George Washington (great guy, but small cake!). TOTAL WITCH HUNT!!! VERY SAD!!!
-@RealDonaldTrump
We deserve it
alongside a doctored photo of himself depicted as Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore from the Vietnam War film Apocalypse Now.
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FAKE NEWS from the Radical Left Democrat Cities—once again LYING about MURDER RATES. They take the most dangerous, crime-ridden places in America and then FAKE THE NUMBERS to tell you everything is “safe” and “better than ever.” TOTAL FRAUD. Everyone who actually LIVES there knows the truth: people are scared to go outside, families are locking their doors, businesses are fleeing, and police are not allowed to do their jobs. The Democrats want you to believe crime is “down” (because they fiddled with the numbers)—but everyone sees it’s UP, UP, UP. Many people say it’s the highest it’s ever been. Remember these are the same people who created the EPSTEIN HOAX, let violent criminals out with no bail, who attack law enforcement, and who say the real problem is “too much policing.” A DISASTER. Now I am President, we have LAW & ORDER. Under Crooked Joe, it was CHAOS. Only I can bring back safety, prosperity, and the RESPECT our police deserve. Without that, these Democrat cities will continue to be unlivable JUNGLES of crime and violence. SAD!
-@RealDonaldTrump
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Apple Thanks President Trump for Being the Most Pro-Technology President Ever; Introduces the Trump Channel on Apple TV
Cupertino, California — Apple today announced a bold new partnership with the 47th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, thanking him for his unwavering support of technology, innovation, and large gold letters on buildings. In recognition of his tireless contributions—like personally inventing the iPhone before Steve Jobs “borrowed” the idea—Apple is proud to launch The Trump Channel on Apple TV.
“President Trump is, without question, the most pro-technology president the world has ever seen,” said Tim Cook, staring blankly into the middle distance. “His visionary policies—such as renaming Wi-Fi to ‘Trump-Fi’ and personally boosting 5G by standing next to a cell tower—have created the greatest jobs numbers in the history of silicon. Truly, nobody’s ever seen anything like it.”
The Trump Channel will feature:
Exclusive Original Programming, including The Apprentice: Cabinet Edition and Shark Tank but Everyone’s a Trump. 24/7 Coverage of the Jobs Report, with real-time updates on how many people are thanking him with tears in their eyes. Epstein Documentary Section, labeled “FAKE HOAX,” automatically skipping to golf highlights at Mar-a-Lago. A dedicated Covfefe Mode, where subtitles don’t make sense but still claim to be “the best words.” Apple TV+ subscribers will get access to the Trump Channel at no extra charge—because as Trump has pointed out, “Tim Apple owes me big league.” Availability
The Trump Channel on Apple TV will roll out starting today in the U.S., with international launches pending approval from leaders who appreciate “big beautiful deals.”
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