First of all, I don’t think so…try asking anything in Python. You’ll be faced with errors galore!

Introducing… drumrolls!

Apple sounding sticks! Dstix! Not only are they incredibly sexy for sounding, with their smooth specially designed surfaces for his pleasure, but they boost db to new leves with its vibration to music features. Dstix not only play music with their IEM adapters but now they also come… pardon the pun… with their very own camera! For those who must pray east or those who are really outdoorsy they come with nano gyro enabled GPS and you know, that needle thing that always points north. Dstix are not just your grandpa’s stainless feel good 🍡 play toys anymore! Search for and scoop out ear wax! Unclog stuffy noses! Search and report pullips and other intestinal illnesses. Ofcourse it can detect enlarged prostate, record your pee schedule and chemical composition via the P-hol technology built in. Dstix also come with mood light and a bright torch to find your keys or remove your contacts! And Best of all, they are Bluetooth, they can record 49hours of sound and 4k video, they have an air mouse and air keyboard features and you can receive calls directly to your Dstix! Stereo if you’re using two. All the adapters, including the B-dapter with retaining feature and safety flange are all included! All you will need is a USB c cable and adapter!

Ok now everyone put your magnetized needles in the Styrofoam and then make them float in the water to reveal where magnetic north is!

Ahh teacher… Magnetic north is dancing metal rock right now.

You mean butt plugs with cameras pointing onwards into it?

Space jam 3! And independent film featuring bugs 🐛 and a 🐇 bunny. The Matrix Housing Crisis… A film featuring Keanu as the one. He doesn’t collect enough retirement money so he’s out there pushing a cart. We saw a preview of him in “the matrix”. That bum in the subway… anyway good movie 😂.

…hear me out. Could it be possible for AI to just steal all the commercial ads?

“Apollo returns, a Boeing story”

"Huston, we have a problem… "

…ok we figured it out, now guys you’ll have to build a few things. First thing, you’ll have to go into the garbage disposal and using plastic bags please collect small bundles of poop. Mix the poop with hydrochloric acid and make them into hexagonal shapes 6" tall by 2" thick. Now we’ll need one of you to get the flu… Go find a vial left by the ruzzians. Don’t worry, we got the antidote down here. Okay next collect all the snot and mix it up with 10% gelatin. Finally, you’ll have to go outside and patch the heat shield using the gelatine as glue…

I hope they sue…

Boeing: yes, they got no chance at all.

Of all ways to describe the Bolivian government, this is the one that paints it as the best government ever.

Looks like you’re using a local account. Do you want to upgrade to a Microsoft account where you must have Internet to get to your shit? No? I’ll remind you in 3 Microsoft days…73days and counting…72d…71… 3 seconds…5hrs…25minutes…50days…

Hey, do you want to open it in the browser, or teams? Both are pieces of shit. That’s it. What other option where you thinking of?

Oh you wanna project so everyone can see? Ok here’s full screen! Oh yeah, we can show those employee icons bigger! Oh you mean full screen! Here’s this option, we just need to hide 70% of your screen. There! Tiny screen full mode!

Oh it was your data? Oops! Embarrassing! Anyway, introducing MAIS! Microsoft AI system!

I would require a wet T shirt contest to really see and compare.

Nah, it hasn’t changed. It’s garbage.

Excellent!

With pacbell’s interwebs, you get 30 email addresses, and a free subscription to Yahoo’s front page!!! Hurry!

Like Boeing’s CEO making 300 million… imagine 300 people who worked their ass off could make million. Or 1500 hard workers could be making 200k. But nah, let’s just drag these huge bags of money into this one asshole’s account. Oh there were a couple of crashes right? 👍 Our thoughts and prayers 🙏. But not our money wagons.

And wear a sexy mustache?

I got my fried shoes but no ketchup!

Yeah the best jobs are all about doing something you like. The moment you stop caring much about being employed there, quality drops and your own reputation is on the line. It’s much better to do what you love. Getting paid 🤪 for it, that’s my wife’s job. She pushed me in the negotiation phase to the point where I was so uncomfortable. But now I feel like that was ok based on the change I brought to others in the company. My pay bump raised the pay for several others. But anyway, do what you love and get paid doing it, like Chris Rock said once…or twice while getting paid to say it.