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Cake day: December 29th, 2023

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  • telomeres are cells’ biological clock… they get shorter with each division, and is the general cause of your body breaking down, round the 80’s.
    telomerase and other chemicals can reset those telomeres, but also cause the body’s existing precancerous cells to go malignant. (telomeres also limit cancer cell growth, and creating telomerase is one of the mutations required for full on cancer)
    so, if we can regrow cells telomeres without causing cancer… we have a youth serum.
    but there’s already other telomerase gene therapy in development anyways…





  • the app store doesn’t let you see if an app has an ad banner built in or not.
    ill be deep in the cold cold ground before i let some guitar tuner app download ads in the background and shove it in my face…
    but how do i know which ones are bullshit without installing and uninstalling each one?
    it’s so stupid.
    also, if i hold down the wifi quick toggle when it’s locked, it asks for my pin and then just turns it off… that should be a single press.
    if i hold it while it’s unlocked, i get the expected wifi settings menu, so i can select a network or whathaveyou…
    death by 1,000 paper cuts
    oh and to beat a dead horse: not letting me sideload my own apps on my own device is complete bullshit