“What is best in life Zohran?”
crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their news readers
You don’t mess with the Zohran.
Zohran will Fuck You Up in capital letters.
It’s really only good in the original Klingon.
Ray. When someone asks you if you’re a god — say yes!
Yes, yes! Your rage only makes him stronger! >:D
where do I sign up for his army?
speaking of which, he has such a cool name. both first and last.
when people chanted his name before his victory speech it was like a scene from a movie. kudos to Tish James for hyping people up like crazy. played like a transcript:
“They said he doesn’t have the right name!”
BOOOO
“Well now they all know his goddamn name!”
crowd erupts, mics explode
MAM-DA-NI! MAM-DA-NI!
“what’s his name?”
MAM-DA-NI!
“what’s his name?”
MAM-DA-NI!
“what’s his name?”
MAM-DA-NI!
… repeat
The party of pre-teen adults is so pissed
That’s the most badass nickname I’ve heard in a long time
It’s bound to be an even better punk song
Earning a nickname like that from Fox News would be a crowning achievement for me.
I could drink poison with a grin on my face if I’d accomplished that.
“I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.”
It just occurred to me right now how much of a zinger that line is.
I’d seriously consider getting a crown made with THE DESTROYER emblazoned across the front.
Zohran the Destroyer?
Meet Nandor the Relentless!
Trust me, gay is in, gay is hot, I want some gay.
I’m not gay but I feel like I could be convinced now
I have changed the name of my butt to Dem Party. 🤤
He’s pillaging everyone, fox news included!
Did you mean
I can’t see this host’s stupid face without thinking of that clip where his own mother berates him for being a hack on air for everybody to see
Every fox news host is a massive douche
Eww disgusting, where?
Here you go, Honey Bun
she actually gives good advice, it’s not just random complaining. she sounds like a nice person.
Agreed on all counts. His dad and other people who influenced him must have been truly awful for him to have her as a mom and STILL end up like he is…
He looks like if Eli Roth was a self-hating alcoholic.
Is Eli Roth not a self-hating alcoholic?
Shit, I dunno. Is he?
I mean he did make Borderlands. The last thing I remember him from before was Inglorious Basterds. Lots of time to drink.
If ZOHRAN THE DESTROYER actually destroys the GOP, I won’t complain. If he needs to stomp the current DEMs into the ground for that, well, that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
That’s a sacrifice I’m likely to encourage!
Seriously!
I would celebrate if he destroys the DNC as well. Burn it all down and start from scratch.
Nah, we just need a purge. Mumdani is the new spiritual leader of the party, the rank and file are signalling a pivot, and the leadership are some of the most hated people in America
I think the biggest threat is someone like Gabe Newson managing to take the reigns as a “centrist”.
But the old guard is pretty much done for. There’s way too much public demand for fighters, and the current leadership are collaborators
Zohran the Destroyer for president 2028
Don’t do that, don’t give me hope.
It’s not even possible. He was born in Uganda.
What if we annex Uganda for a month or two? Just around the election.
Damn
Just imagine those signs
