• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 month ago

    No one can tell your glue-on eyelashes are fake.

    In fact, most guys really do just think your face normally looks like that without a 1/4 lb of foundation!

    Just like how every guy totally believes their dudebro friend can afford that new E-Class by making the same pay you do, he just budgets better and is really dedicated to the grindset.

    Yep, we’re all 100% sure that new ride will just scream ‘I am a responsible and succesful potential mate.’