The local Portland chapter of the World Naked Bike Ride group posted, “Emergency World Naked Bike Ride coming up in response to the militarization of our city. Plans are being worked on.”
The local Portland chapter of the World Naked Bike Ride group posted, “Emergency World Naked Bike Ride coming up in response to the militarization of our city. Plans are being worked on.”
Quck question, how uncomfortable is it to ride a bike while naked? Sounds pretty awful. Any accidental castrations?
If your balls hang low enough to be caught in the chain, you should always tape them up. Otherwise, just keep the seat lubed and it’s not a bad ride.
How far do your balls hang?
You put underpants on the seat.
But how is it a naked bike ride if the bikes aren’t naked?
Two words: penny-farthing pettycoats.