• tigermountain@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Someone just needs to tell Trump what building the bond market is in and he can station some tanks in front of it and let them know he’ll start shooting if they don’t do what he wants.

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    11 hours ago

    I dont understand how he’s allowed to do this jesus christ the secret service needs to take him to walter reed and put him in a straightjacket literal mad king brain rotting in front of our eyes and nobody does anything fuck this stupid country dude

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    10 hours ago

    Well, there was a war on drugs. So wars on abstract concepts seem to have precedent.

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    11 hours ago

    The only way it’ll work is trump saying…“You’re selling our debt?”, turns to Stinky Pete, “Bomb them!”.

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    21 hours ago

    I don’t even understand how he could get from A to B here. Where are the neurons going?

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      11 hours ago

      This is dementia.

      What happens is that pathways in your brain start to break down, so when you’re trying to form a connection, the connection just isn’t there. But what your brain does is it tries to be “helpful” by routing around the damaged pathway without even telling you that it’s doing this.

      So part way through trying to talk about bond markets, something he doesn’t really have a deep pool of knowledge on to begin with, Trump’s brain ran into a block. To fix the issue, it took the last word - intervention - and formed a pathway from there. This lead to “military”, kind of like an LLM losing context but continuing its next word guessing.

      He probably finished out the sentence without even realizing that it has zero connection to the original question he was supposed to be answering.

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      11 hours ago

      That is your opinion of what he might have meant if his brain were working. In reality, we have no idea what he means, and neither does he.

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    I think he’s confusing bond markets with Bond… James Bond, the guy who keeps defeating villains like Trump in all those movies.

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      10 hours ago

      We are only ever a week or so away from running out of oil. That’s what this is all about. America is too big, and consumes too much to maintain itself. As theres less to take and as America doubles down on the past, the country will degrade until it breaks.

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      1 day ago

      I don’t think there is a country that wants to invade the US, not even out of spite. Maybe Canada will take a bit of the top, and Mexico will snoop a bit of the south, but I don’t think you should expect much more.

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        I can only hope the west gets absorbed by Canada and labled a new terrority of cascadia. Anything east of that mountain range can get fucked.

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          I WANT Minnesota to be the next province of Canada. Hell, I almost speak in a Canadian accent. It’s really flat, with a hint of a twist.

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            I make an exception for Minnesota.

            I’d actually be okay with texas breaking off to do their own thing, so they can build a million data centers with their shitty power grid, only to regret it when the next mild winter hits.

            Then they can do their Republican version of sharia law where they hunt down any female who has a penis or an aborted baby with flock cameras and bounty hunters. Oh and the armed masked unmarked millitas roaming the streets to fill detention centers like its some third world country that has CIA backed insurgencies.

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      I call dibs on my city being invaded by Hungary. I’ve visited there several times and it was great. Tell the invading troops to bring pálinka.

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    You get the government you voted for… unfortunately those who voted differently are along for the ride no matter what.