Trans deez nuts, or lack thereof.

Screw a ham?

Lies, damn lies, and statistics.

You gotta have stakes in this game

Shit I need to memorize this speech

Bold of you to assume students will learn about this in the future

He thinks the bond market is a place

We feel it

Don’t make deals with a dirty dealer.

Terrible

These are clutch in a Florida garage

White Russian says Hi

Its a true fact!

Oinoink

This is basically the “tearing copper out of the walls before you break the lease” stage

Remember kids, moral and legal are very different concepts.

When I was in HS all the farm kids carried their knives and multitools to school every day.

One year the administration asked us to stop, but nobody listened and they didnt mention it again.

If a decent atheist restaurant near me had a playground I would never come here.

At least thats honest.

And the frosting is embarrassing