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Comic in 3 Panels
Panel 1: Joe Rogan squinting at his guest on his podcast The Joe Rogan Experience
Joe: So you’re saying you’ve never been fed?
Panel 2: A grey cat is being interviewed. Food crumbs are visible at the corner of its mouth. There is an open can of food next to it.
Cat: That’s right Joe. I’ve never been fed in my entire whole life.
Panel 3: Joe looking shocked at the revelation which is clearly 100% true
Joe: Wow.
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Comic by @adamtots
Tweet by @spinningjoe
Next week on infowars.
Is that the one The Onion now owns?
Feels like this could happen…
Yep, The Onion owns Infowars and Alex Jones is dead. He popped like a balloon after eating ten triple whataburgers, five fry boxes, and a milkshake.
You got my hopes up.
I don’t wish Alex anything but a long life after a hopefully complete rehabilitation of his sociopsthic habits.
But I do have a nice drink set aside for my own enjoyment on the day that I’m convinced Alex will stop harming others.
I don’t have any particularly strict rule about how I get convinced he is done hurting people. I suspect I’ll see it in the obituaries rather than an op-ed. But I’m open to either.
Alex doesn’t seem likely to fix his life, but he also looks like he doesn’t cares well for his health…so I do have that drink near the front of the cabinet.
Oh well. My nice drink can wait. Maybe I’ll open it to celebrate his reform yet. Like Alice, I try to believe six impossible things before breakfast.
Joe Rogan POPPED like a balloon!