

As others said: Fucking choose to fall in love with brushing and flossing your teeth.
Make that shit your “me” time.
Experiment with expensive or esoteric ways to make it feel great.
If it’s not the best part of your day, change things up until it is.
I would have suffered less if I had figured this out sooner.









I remember the random people I’ve interacted that I really liked.
Then I taught myself enough acting skills to pretend to be that person.
I get genrally better service than anyone else.
I also tip well, because I can. That probably helps, but that’s not why I do it.