More like homicidally stupid.

I’ve camped there, it’s pretty nice!

We definitely whip shitties in WI, too.

For those wondering, this played out well! OP found someone to take the job. His wife bit on the prank gleefully, was actually thrilled by the idea that OP had a son he didn’t know about. When the prank was revealed, she thought it was hilarious. Ultimately pretty wholesome, OP married a keeper.

CEO?

Have you looked into Ubiquiti equipment? They’re generally pretty solid, and might have everything you need.

I’ve always wondered, does the ear experience additional, unheard “loudness” when using ANC?

Absolutely! Biometrics are at best a username, not a password.

TNG is actually my favorite series, but I’ll admit it doesn’t really get good until S2. By S4, it’s fantastic. I’d highly recommend giving it another shot