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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·2 months agoNow I am wondering if that was a thing in churches of the Idiocracy universe. Just dippin’ babies in Brawndo.
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months ago“What if we just baptized the babies in water?” “Water? Like from the toilet?”
minus-squarebrax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·2 months agoJesus says BATHE in the electrolytes! FEEL the electrolytic solution give your skin what it CRAVES!
Now I am wondering if that was a thing in churches of the Idiocracy universe. Just dippin’ babies in Brawndo.
“What if we just baptized the babies in water?”
“Water? Like from the toilet?”
Jesus says BATHE in the electrolytes! FEEL the electrolytic solution give your skin what it CRAVES!
I guarantee it!