M0oP0o@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago'Evil is being defeated by God': Marjorie Taylor Greene celebrates after Pope's deathwww.rawstory.comexternal-linkmessage-square130fedilinkarrow-up1484arrow-down119file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1465arrow-down1external-link'Evil is being defeated by God': Marjorie Taylor Greene celebrates after Pope's deathwww.rawstory.comM0oP0o@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square130fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28523918 This made me laugh incredibly hard, so had to cross post it.
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day ago“Never forget in the story of Jesus, the hero was killed by the state” - Killer Mike.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·23 hours agoJesus, who came back from the dead? Like a zombie? Zombie Jesus is lord. I worship a zombie cult? I need to rethink my life.
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 hours agoIt’s well known that since he came back from the dead but he didn’t decay or lose intelligence or anything, that Jesus was a lich.
“Never forget in the story of Jesus, the hero was killed by the state” - Killer Mike.
Jesus, who came back from the dead? Like a zombie? Zombie Jesus is lord. I worship a zombie cult? I need to rethink my life.
It’s well known that since he came back from the dead but he didn’t decay or lose intelligence or anything, that Jesus was a lich.