• outrageousmatter@lemmy.worldM
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    8 hours ago

    You forgot

    Congratulations, you won the first place prize in the worst president in US history, by causing an actual recession and leading up to a great depression using tariffs. Bewary though, William Mckinely coffin is empty, and been rumored to be walking to the white house with Abraham Lincoln, and some of the founding fathers, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, and John Adam are so mad that someone is ignoring our courts and likely to drag trump out for his ideals.

    Congratulations on winning a secondary award for beating hoover, as while he did not cause the market to crash, he was still blamed as he never changed any policy and believed in the roaring 20s. Hoover is now crying from excitement as someone is finally worse then him by literally fucking up the market.