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minus-squareCyborganism@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up42arrow-down1·3 天前"I need to take your température. Here, put this in your mouth. " * lights fuse * * runs out of the office *
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·3 天前Or: “Here, put this in your mouth” “Whyszit tafte so fummy?” " It’s a rectal thermometer"
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 天前This goes in your mouth, this goes in your ear, this goes in your butt… No, wait… THIS goes in your mouth…
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·3 天前I was hoping it would be penis :(
"I need to take your température. Here, put this in your mouth. "
* lights fuse *
* runs out of the office *
Or:
“Here, put this in your mouth”
“Whyszit tafte so fummy?”
" It’s a rectal thermometer"
This goes in your mouth, this goes in your ear, this goes in your butt… No, wait… THIS goes in your mouth…
You mean…out the toilet?
and the last one goes in your urethra
I was hoping it would be penis :(
Me every day 😩